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366 Days of Writing Prompts – Day 133

May 12, 2016

Fill in the blank

Three people walk into a bar . . .

…and head toward separate tables. The waitress comes to the first table and there sits Donald Trump. He orders champagne and shouts in his loud, boisterous voice, “I’ve got the votes all wrapped up! Time to celebrate!”

The waitress heads to the second table and there sits Hillary Clinton. She orders a Cosmopolitan and says in a dignified voice, “I nearly had the votes wrapped up. Damn West Virginians! But I will still win at the convention!”

The waitress comes to the third table and there sits Bernie Sanders. He orders a glass of water. The waitress asks why he isn’t celebrating to which he retorts, “With those two drunk-on-success megalomaniacs, someone has to stay sober for the people.”

Okay, I know that sucks. I am not good at bar jokes, or any other kind of jokes for that matter. I don’t really do humor well and tend to prefer dry humor. If you want to read some funny bar jokes, check out this site.

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